im one of those cunts whos like “whens halloween? i miss halloween. is halloween soon? only xyz months til halloween! halloween’s coming up!” and i will not change this about me
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im one of those cunts whos like “whens halloween? i miss halloween. is halloween soon? only xyz months til halloween! halloween’s coming up!” and i will not change this about me
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the horrors are returning everyone!!!! clap if you’re excited for the horrors
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me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn’t even that bad tho
god: *pulls out receipts*
god: sweetie :)
not to be horny on main, but I just want someone who absolutely adores me
ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think
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imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it
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thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you
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how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
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